“She walked 13 miles yesterday! In a walking boot!” OK, now I just feel pathetic.
“Remember Holly Sonders from the Golf Channel? Look her up on Instagram.” Response: “Why are you telling me this when I don’t have my phone?!” He’s got a point. . .
“Holy sh*#! He absolutely murdered that drive?” Yep, Bryson did.
“He f*#%ing nutted that!” Again, yep, Bryson did.
“Is it y’all? Or all y’all?” Great question.
“I guess the red on the scoreboard means they’re doing good? I don’t really follow this stuff.” No, you obviously don’t. And neither did this guy. . .
“That’s the par 3 I was talking about,” said a patron pointing at No. 12. You know, only the most famous par 3 in the world.
“You see this kid (pointing at Matthew Fitzpatrick) right here? He was talking smack saying Bryson is making a mockery of the game.” OK, now here’s someone who follows this stuff. Response: “And who is he?” We’re not sure if that was meant to be funny, but if so, well played.
“What did Tiger shoot yesterday?” OK, that was definitely NOT funny. Not funny at all. Where did that security guard go?